WHY GOD?!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

WHY DOES ZOMBIELAND HAVE TO BE RATED R?!

MY DAD WON'T LET ME SEE IT NOW!!!

IT WAS GONNA BE MY FIRST HORROR MOVIE, TOO!!!

OTL

-dies-

JUST BECAUSE IT'S VIOLENT AND HAS SWEARING THEY'RE GONNA RATE IT R

WHAT
THE
FUCK!?

I've seen PLENTY of movies with violence in them, and even more with the word "fuck" in them.

I'VE EVEN WATCHED THE VIOLENT PARTS OF WATCHMEN!!!

DAD BETTER LET ME FUCKING GO SEE THAT MOVIE!!!

And if it gives me nightmares, fine, my fault, tough shit for me!

I
WILL
SEE
ZOMBIELAND!!!