Fave MLIAs

In case you don't know, MLIA stands for My Life Is Average. The site is here, so go check out it's awesome.

Anyways, here's some my favorite MLIAs. I might be updating this post, so make sure to check back every once in a while.

~Today at the mall, I saw a little kid dressed as Peter Pan walking with another little kid dressed as Captain Hook. They were chatting and laughing. I'm glad these two have settled their differences. MLIA

~Today, I was At Target. As I passed the book section, I noticed a little girl dressed up in a Tigger costume. As I smiled at the cuteness, the little girl's Mom appeared. She was decked out in a Winnie the Pooh costume. I want to be adopted into that family. MLIA

~Today, at the bagel shop I work at, three obnoxious preppy girls came in and ordered low-fat cream cheese on a whole wheat bagels with three small diet cokes. I put extra cream cheese and butter on all of them. I love my job. MLIA.

~Today, is my little brother's birthday. He has always REALLY wanted a pet dragon. I painted a picture of a dragon on a rock. When he opened the present he picked it up, put it over his head and pretended it was flying. He is 17 years old. MLIA.

~Today, after reading a story involving wet paint signs on old doors, I decided to try it at my school. We have glass doors. It still worked. MLIA.

~Today, this girl at school walked up to me and asked me if ice cream had calories. I looked at her funny and replied yes, and she frowned and said, "But isn't it in the same food group as ice?" I am still speechless. MLIA

~Today, I got a cut on my knee. I went to my medicine cabinet and found a really cool Spongebob band-aid, and then took a shower. I realized after my shower that band-aids usually fall off, except mine stayed on. I'm glad to know that even though he lives on my knee now, Spongebob can still handle being under water. MLIA

~Today, I was bored working the drive thru. To past the time I attached two tin cans to a string and placed one end at the menu speaker and the other through the order window and put a "Out of order, use can phone" sign on the speaker. I spent the rest of my day watching the confused faces of customers and holding my tin can up to my ear when they drove around to pay. MLIA

~Today, I went to Target after Tae Kwon Do to buy a set of knives for my mom. I walked into the store with my uniform on and asked the nearest staff member where I could find the knives. The look on his face was worth it. MLIA

~Today my new boyfriend took me to a fancy Italian restaurant. I felt like he was trying really hard to impress me. Then he asked our waitress for some crayons, and proceeded to draw me a Care Bear. I am impressed. MLIA

~Today, I was at a college football game when someone threw a paper plane. As it was flying around, our entire section stood up and cheered it on for a good 30 seconds. It was the most noise we made all game. MLIA

~Today, I was babysitting my neighbors 5 year old daughter. I was going to put in a movie for her to watch and saw the Hannah Montana movie sitting beside the TV. I put it in. After a few minutes, she brought a Batman movie over to me and told me that she would rather watch that. I now know who I'm babysitting more often. MLIA