THAT BITCH!

If I thought Michael Jackson buying all the rights to The Beatles songs and giving half of them away was evil, I was wrong.

GOVERNOR GRANHOLM IS CUTTING THE FUNDS FOR LIBRARIES IN MICHIGAN!

No.
Just flat out fucking NO.

YOU CAN'T DO SHIT LIKE THAT, GOVERNOR. I may not give a damn about education, but still, Libraries are actually IMPORTANT for that, especially those who can't afford to buy a new book for a research project.

I mean, I'm trying to rule the world here, and I wanna find out about other people in history who had the same goal, but I don't have the money (or the patience to earn money) to buy a book about one of them. So where am I going to go?

DINGDINGDING

THE LIBRARY.

BECAUSE IF I WANNA RULE THE WORLD, I'M GOING TO NEED TO LEARN FROM THE MISTAKES PAST DICTATORS MADE! AND SINCE I'M ONLY THIRTEEN AND HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING WHEN SOMEONE NEEDS A BABYSITTER, I HAVE NO WAY OF GETTING MONEY BESIDES DOING WORK AROUND THE HOUSE! (But I have one of those parents that doesn't give an allowance for doing that.)