YAAAAAY!

-throws star-shaped confetti everywhere-

My dad's getting remarried! The date is set for 9/10/11, which is the most awesome date ever aside from 11/11/11.

And I'm super excited because I have a dress for it now. I hardly ever wear dresses, really, and usually I just try them on at the stores for shits and giggles. This dress though is completely different. I looked at it and it honestly didn't look all that special: just a simple, light blue dress. Then my dad's fiance convinced me to try it on, and it was amazing. We're gonna send it to a seamstress and add a really cute ribbon around the waist, and it's going to look awesomesauce, because it'll look like the reversed version of the bride's dress, which is even more awesomesauce than any bridal dress ever in existence.

Not only that,  but the wedding is star-themed. STARS EVERYWHERRRRE! Balloons, table decorations, and even edible star-shaped glitter is going on the cake. STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRS!!! -falls over- And all the little cousins are gonna be there, running around and being all adorableness. I'm really hoping that the tiny twins still have their squeaky shoes, because then it'll be like "D'AAAAWWWW LITTLE SQUEAKY TODDLERS".

(Oh my god how many times did I use all caps, repeated letters, and descriptive words starting with 'a'.)

Also, I'm watching Ren and Stimpy at 3 in the morning. My favorite short ad thing is on: Log! It's so pointlessly full of awesome derpiness that it makes me want to find a Log on Amazon or something.