An Interview With Myself

I was bored last night. So here you go.

~Me: Hello, I'm Nellie, and we're here with Tangle the Shadow Heartless.
~Tangle: I SHALL RULE ALL OF YOUR PANDAS!
~Me: YES HE SHALL! So, tell us a little bit about yourself.
~Tangle: I'm a Shadow Heartless, but instead of going around stealing people's hearts for the fake Ansem, I do it because I'm BORED. And to find the Heart of Jong.
~Me: Uhm, the Heart of Jong is a Shen-
~Tangle: DON'T QUESTION ME!
~Me: That's the point of an interview...
~Tangle: Fine.
~Me: ... I don't know what to ask now, so I'm gonna do a word association test thingy just to make myself seem smart.
~Tangle: You're not smart.
~Me: I AM THE INTERVIEWER AND I WANNA DO A WORD TEST! Now, Cloud.
~Tangle: I.
~Me: Happiness.
~Tangle: Hate.
~Me: Sadness.
~Tangle: You.
~Me: Strange.
~Tangle: Aliss.
~Me: Crown.
~Tangle: I stole it.
~Me: ... You stole what?
~Tangle: I stole Aliss's plastic crown..
~Me: -GASP- YOU FIEND! GIVE IT BACK TO HER!
~Tangle: YOU'LL HAVE TO BEAT ME IN A XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN FOR IT!
~Omi: CAKE!
-awkward cricket chirp silence-
~Me: ... Screw it. Having an interview with myself was a really stupid idea. Bye.
~Tangle: ALL YOUR PANDAS ARE BELONGING TO ME!